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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Convulsive Cow Therapy

A milking catastrophe in Australia:

A lightning strike killed 68 dairy cows waiting to be milked on an Australian farm, local media reported on Wednesday.

Udderly shocking.

It was obviously a preemptive strike on the part of our elite (and super-secret) counter-bovine insurgency forces. Those cows were undoubtedly plants to foment rebellion within the Australian dairy cow community. Count that as a point for our side in the on-going cow wars.

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posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:12

1 Comments:

Blogger the mad angel of Periwinkle said...

Barbeque anyone?

Note: Barbeque to those born in the north simply means grilled meat, not the sauce laden meats called barbeque down south.

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