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Monday, October 31, 2005

I'll Bite Yer Nose Off!

Some silly woman tried to force a seal back into the ocean. So it bit her nose off.

I don't suppose it occured to this busy-body (can't call her nosey anymore) that perhaps the seal had chosen to be there for a reason. Silly hippie; it's called wildlife for a reason. Leave the animals alone.

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posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:56

4 Comments:

Blogger JW said...

This is Bushes fault!
That seal had been there for days why didn’t FEMA help the seal…WHY??

12:30  
Blogger Fundy said...

No, no, no, global warming is at fault!

14:45  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

Yes, but global warming is Bush's fault, as well. Everything is Bush's fault. It's his fault I was stuck in traffic this morning. It's his fault I'm getting older! It's his FAULT that my office is hot today!!! IT'S ALL HIS &*$#! FAULT!!!!! aAAAIAAaaigGgghggHGggg*gurgle* *spittle*

**drool**

15:20  
Blogger The Mad Builder of Periwinkle said...

My response...I wanna see more of this! Some yahoo watches Free Willy and way too much Animal Planet, and suddenly they're authorities on animal husbandry and determined to go meddle with Mother Nature. There's a reason why the Marlin Perkins (i.e. the Older / Wiser Naturalist) stayed back at the camp while Jim Fowler and cameraman went out to fuck with the lions on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom...BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING LIONS.

There are no lawyers in nature...*momentary reflective pause*...you annoy a cheeta and he doesn't sue you for cultural insensitivity, he eats your face.

This story made me think back to the Bear Attacks segment of one of the Faces of Death movies I watched in my youth. Specifically the home movie of the idiot waving wieners out the window of their car at "the big cute bear." Needless to say, the movie was NOT titled Faces of Happy Fluffy Bunnies for a reason. :/

17:23  

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