Cow (re)Volts

Presenting the power source of the future: cow puke.

It's quite obvious this is nothing but a devious ploy by the cows to increase our dependence on them. They undoubtedly see it as a way to make their little rebellion more effective.

Well, I'm onto them! They'll have to get up a lot earlier to put one over on me, I tell you!

Never forget that we are at war with these vile, conniving monsters! We must remain ever-vigilant in ferreting out their clever ruses, or we're all doomed.