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Wednesday, March 29, 2017


Black baby name generator

Word. Yo.

Hippie Food

One of the many amusing things about hipsters is that they're so stupid, you can get them to do nearly anything if you tell them it's fashionable -- such as pay top dollar to eat garbage, for example.

Try Again

Some feral in Florida raped and beat a woman so severely, she can no longer see and can't walk or talk properly. He received a sentence of 65 years in prison. The Supreme Court said that sentence was too harsh on account of he was only a minor feral at the time, and thus the state had to re-try the case.

Judge: Right you are! Now he's an adult. Life sentence.


Tuesday, March 28, 2017


Arriba, arriba! √Āndale! Ees a-stealin' our tings!

A feral tries to steal from a residential construction site in Dallas. If there's one thing Mexicans hate it's a thieving feral, so they give chase. Watch all the way to the end...

Friday, March 24, 2017

Have You Seen Me?

In late 1977, Twentieth Century Fox raffled off this one-of-kind Star Wars-themed Toyota Celica conversion. It was delivered to the winner in early 1978, and that was the last time it was seen. Finding it has become the Holy Grail of Star Wars collectors. It'll be interesting to see the ridiculous price it fetches at auction if it's ever found intact. Piclick for more info.

Got It

I am not sure precisely what this sign is trying to convey, but the general intent -- STAY BACK -- is coming through loud and clear...

Thursday, March 23, 2017



Thursday Tunes

"But my gang's bigger than yours." No further comment.



Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Beatin' Feet

Another business bails out of Commiefornia: California fast-food icon Carl's Jr to relocate to Tennessee.

Governor Moonbat and the Kommie Kiddies are still babbling about secession. To which I say...

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Well said, sir.

Fighter Pilot 101

Monday, March 20, 2017


What could possibly make a Chuck E. Cheese look like an appealing dining experience? How about a movie theater with a children's playground inside of it. I don't mean it's in the building, I mean inside the screening room.

Personally, I'd rather slam my dick in a car door.

Slap Kirk