What are you thinking about?

Show me:

A mind-reading machine that can produce pictures of what a person is seeing or remembering has been developed by scientists.

The device studies patterns of brainwave activity and turns them into a moving image on a computer screen.

Let's hook it up to Nancy Pelosi and watch the test pattern.

No More 501s?

Dudes! Like, the jeans guy just died! Bummer!

Er, wait... that's not quite right...

Loose Nut

Let the computer drive:

The mechanical engineering students are creating an autonomous - or driverless - car that they plan to race up and down the treacherous Pikes Peak highway in the Rocky mountains next year.

I imagine the results will be very entertaining.

Not Dead Yet

Man gets drunk, family buries him. Well, sort of...

Singin' in the Rain - The George Lucas Remake

Scaly

Compare itty bitty thingees. (But keep yours to yourself, please.)

Smacked

Note to street punks: before you choose to harass someone, first make sure they're not a former soldier and bodyguard with black belts in jujitsu and karate, else you'll find yourself searching for your teeth.

Oh, and you'll be the laughing stock of the world when the video of your punk card being punched is spammed to the entire intarwebz.

Cracked on Shoes

Truth:

Psychology textbooks will tell you that men seek variety, while women seek stability. It is therefore logical to assume that nature is trying to balance that out with shoes.

While only 38 percent of men own more than seven pairs of shoes, the average woman owns somewhere between "a shit-ton of shoes" and "a number of shoes so fucking vast it had to wait for scientific notation to be invented to be expressed on paper."

For the record, I own nine pairs of shoes, but that includes workboots and golf spikes, so I'm sitting right on the curve. Mrs Jar(egg)head owns... well, more than that.

Lightning Round Fred Thompson Show 10-26-09

UN: "US breaking Internation Law"

WTF ever! Yup we are the only country to break international law, oh wait do not forget about Israel!

I say we drop a nuke or two and really piss off the International Hate-fest for the US and Israel.

New toys for Jarheads

Some really interesting tech....

Welcome to the New Neighborhood Watch