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Sunday, June 25, 2017

Act Now for the Future


Friday, June 23, 2017

Uh... what?

Outrageous:

An Obama-appointed federal judge in Virginia early this month released a Honduran teen who sold drugs, illegally crossed the U.S. border, and was a member of the violent street gang MS-13.

“The judge ruled that, by holding the illegal alien gangbanger without a hearing, the government violated his rights to due process and family unity,” according to Judicial Watch.


Excuse me? What fucking "rights"? He is not a U.S. citizen. He is, in fact, an invader. The kindest treatment such people should ever receive is the"right" to be shipped back across the border, where he may return to the South American shithole from whence he originated. Or not. He can drop dead once across the border for all I care.

Better yet, anyone sporting a MS-13 tattoo who crosses our border should be gunned down on sight like the scum they are. Hey, they conveniently mark themselves for easy identification; it would be rude not to take advantage of their generosity.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Keep it up, Donks



Seriously, don't stop now, Dims. The longer you keep making a ruckus about this, the more information comes to light. It doesn't point to Trump or the Russians, it points right back to your boy Barry. This is all circling back to bite you in the ass, and Trump is only too happy to serve as the goad for it.

I really wouldn't have believed the Democrats were this astoundingly foolish and naive, but I'm happy to say I was wrong.

Think I'll tour the winery...

Heh



It's a nice change having a President who knows how to use his fists.

Nice shot, eh

Boom!

A Canadian sniper has beat the record for the longest confirmed kill in military history by picking off an ISIS fighter from a staggering 11,319 feet. The bullet was fired from a McMillan TAC-50 rifle set on a high-rise tower and took 10 seconds to travel the 2.14 miles towards the fighter, who was attacking Iraqi soldiers.


Just like kicking a field goal... from the parking lot.

Thursday Tunes

Rick Braun performing Hollywood and Vine live on stage in 2012. Many fusion jazz enthusiasts, including yours truly, consider Mr Braun the heir to Herb Alpert's throne as Smoothest Trumpeter. He's also got a bit of Chuck Mangione in his style.




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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

No Fucks Given

Nice shootin', Tex!

Happy ending:

Bibb County Sheriff David Davis said a burglar fleeing a female resident turned around and shot “back into the house,” striking his burglary accomplice in the head and killing him on the spot.


Here's a mug of the newly-deceased feral. I know you'll be shocked to learn that this creature was a career criminal. Too bad it wasn't exterminated years ago, but better late than never, right? Hey, at least it died ironically.

Monday, June 19, 2017

Rat Cafe

Only in San Francisco would people pay $50 for the "privilege" of dining in a restaurant where rats are running loose.

Friday, June 16, 2017

Roast Me

If you enjoy ridiculing your fellow humans, (and I know you do; that's why you're here, after all), then have I got a treat for you: Roast Me. People post a photo of themselves holding up a sign that says "roast me" and dare the internet to do their worst. As you are no doubt aware, the internet's worst is very, very bad indeed...





While I freely admit that I have a masochistic facet to my personality, (I joined the Marine Corps, didn't I?), even I would not voluntarily expose myself the raging storm of internet ridicule in its raw, unfiltered fury. Cheers to those who do it though, because the caustic comments are absolutely blowin-snot-out-the-nose funny to read.

Racin'

"Hey, nice M3! Wanna race?"

"Yeah!"

"There aren't any cops around, are there?"

"Nope."

Yup

Dad!

How to embarrass your teenage son on his last day of school...

RoboBurger

You retarded snowflakes demand $15/hr to flip burgers, huh? How about $0/hr instead. Can you say "market forces"? I knew you couldn't.

Burger-flipping bots can do the work of three humans...


...or five hippies.

I, for one, welcome our new robot food servants. Efficient, quiet, and they don't stink of marijuana.

Definitely not Swedish

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Unfortunately



To my dismay, this problem gets worse as you age. Even a new, very expensive bed hasn't helped much. Several glasses of alcohol before bed does, though.

While I'm on the topic, I wish to lodge a complaint with the management: this whole "aging" thing was not covered in sufficient detail in the sales pamphlet on Life as a Human. False advertising, I say.

Envirofire

Deadly London Tower Fire Fueled By ‘Green Energy’ Rules:

London’s Grenfell Tower disaster was made worse by government “green energy requirements” that allowed fire to rapidly engulf the building Wednesday, leaving at least 17 people dead and scores more wounded or missing.


Building regulations required the exterior to be covered in a highly flammable insulating material in order to meet government environmental (read: Climate Change™) mandates. Once it caught fire, it went up like a tiki hut. Architects, building officials and fire protection professionals had been warning about this danger for years, but were shouted down by enviro-nazis and bureaucrats. The result is a lot of dead people.

Not that environmentalists care about dead people; to them, that's a positive outcome.


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We're all gonna DIE!!!!!!11

A global warming research study in Canada has been cancelled because of “unprecedented” thick summer ice.

Not to worry, the director of the "study" took the opportunity handed to him by The Almighty Gore to preach the Dogma of Climate Change™ to the seething masses of unbelievers, (that'd be you and me):

“It was clear it was from the Arctic, I just needed to be among the ice to see it,” said Dr. Barber. “What was also clear to me was that climate change has caused this event to happen.”


Well of course it was! Never mind that last year you were squawking about how the rapidly melting icepack was stranding polar bears and it was all due to Climate Change™. I think maybe the constant and rapid changes of direction are giving the Believers mental whiplash.

UPDATE: This there's this...


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Hear! Hear!