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Monday, September 25, 2017

Already Stopped


Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

What the...

A white glamour model who spent £50,000 on cosmetic surgery to enhance her chest says she now ‘identifies as a black woman’. Martina Big, 28, now has size 70 breasts and used tanning injections and a 50-tube sunbed to darken her complexion.

“I am black. That is my race. I can’t wait to go to Africa because I hear the food is tasty.”


Piclick for more if you dare.



Friday, September 22, 2017



Thursday, September 21, 2017

We're All Gonna DIE!!!!!11

Hey boys and girls! It's that time again! That's right, it's climate change apocalypse time!

A mass extinction that wipes out humanity will be under way by the year 2100, scientists have claimed.

By the end of the century, it’s feared that so much carbon will have been added to the oceans that the planet will have passed a “threshold of catastrophe” which leads to the destruction of our species.

That's right, only 83 years to stock up on bottled water and batteries! Better get moving.


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Guess where we are about now...


Tuesday, September 19, 2017



Monday, September 18, 2017

Clean & Jerk

Never put your hand where you wouldn't put your pecker. Or something...

Firefighters in Worms, Germany were called in to help free a man who got his penis stuck in the hole of a 5.5 pound weight at a gym. With the help of a grinder and a hydraulic saw, they were able to break the weight into five parts, freeing the man's penis.

They considered lube, but that would have just made it harder...

Friday, September 15, 2017

Cassini Completed

This photo was taken by the Cassini probe as it self-immolated with a dive into Saturn on Wednesday. The moon in the background is Enceladus. Piclick for more.


Friday Timewaster

Truck Driver: Crazy Road 2.

No zombies to flatten in this one. Just deliver ever-more-awkward cargo loads in unfraggled condition across increasingly difficult obstacle courses.



Thursday, September 14, 2017