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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Miraculously Stupid

Some old goat in Romania claims that Jesus and two of his cronies have shown up on the side of a wardrobe.

They look more like alien mindsuckers to me. Which is much more plausible, considering the statement made by the priest:

"It is a miracle when Saints reveal themselves to us mortals and I crossed myself and started to pray. I told the two old people they should fast and pray to those holy images."

Definitely alien mindsuckers.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:14

6 Comments:

Blogger JW said...

Dude that’s nothing,
I have the Devil in my MAME machine
http://geocities.com/woeber01/devil_mame2.JPG
Which means, I’m the Bad’ist Ass-kicker for the “I’m so stupid I think Jesus is splated on my gay-ass dresser” idiots that ever walked the face of this earth. Not to mention I can work them in Last Blade 2.

09:21  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

Gahk! It is the Evil One! Run away!

(Sweet MAME cabinet, by the way.)

09:50  
Blogger mman said...

These old folks are believers and that's okay. I see a nice walnut wardrobe, useful for hanging clothes. The ultimate lunatics I am reminded of were the folks from my Raza (sad I know) that believed they found the virgen Mary on a tortilla. I would have made a tasty carne guisada taco out of that tortilla and I believe my hunger would be satisfied.

10:59  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

Now I'm hungry for mexican food. Fortunately, there's a nice little family-run place down the street from the office.

I do believe it's lunchtime. I'll let you know if I see any dead people in my enchiladas.

11:08  
Blogger JW said...

Let’s take that leap of faith and assume God and Jesus do exist. Is Jesus that egotistical to say “Hey that’s a real nice wardrobe. You know what would make it even nicer, a big fat picture of ME! No, no need to thank me.”

The Christianity religion is a 100 times better then praying 5 times a day and forcing your women to walk 5 steps behind your while wearing a freakin’ tent. But stories like this and the tortilla make me very thankful there is a “somewhat” separation of church in state in the good ‘ol USA.

11:23  
Blogger the mad angel of Periwinkle said...

*Contemplates my own sanity for actually choosing to live with the Madbuilder of Periwinkle*

08:49  

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