Bearly Believable
Two backwoods hicks rescued a stranded bear cub in Oregon and raised her for two years. She appears to have been quite happy and well-treated, (Dr Pepper, blow-dried hair and all). So naturally the government came and took her away, so she could be stuck in a cage at the zoo.
Here's the money quote from one of the rescuers, though:
Undubitably.
Here's the money quote from one of the rescuers, though:
"Everything they done here was unlegal," Rocky Perkett says. "Since it's all unlegal, I hope they will bring her back."
Undubitably.
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I don't know where you find these stories and I don't want to know. The biologist that tranquilized the bear was Stuart Love, how sweet.
"We lived with her. We loved her. We treated her like a daughter."
But that kind of love is illegal in Oregon, and last week police raided their home and took Windfall.
Now, THAT is a money quote!
People were looking into my office to find out what I was laughing about from that one.
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