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Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Nonagenarian Beatdown

A 91-year old grandma beat the snot out of some punk stoner trying to steal her purse. I say send him to the pen, and publicize the trial; the cons will be fighting over who gets to make him their bitch before he even steps through the gate.

Maybe it's just early and I haven't yet ingested a sufficient quantity of Earl Grey, but I found this comment disproportionately irritating:

[Police] Sgt. Tim Hanus said women of Woodworth's age shouldn't try to fight attackers.

Why, Officer Hanus? What were you going to do? File a report and forget about it--after she had surrendered her purse? Shut your puling, sanctimonious cakehole and go back to stuffing it with doughnuts.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:39

1 Comments:

Blogger Fundy said...

Krsipy Kreme easting POS is worried job security, not protecting the public.

I can already visualize the defense approach for this crime. The defense attorney will claim Granny is a vigilante, and she should be the one punished not the purse snatching punk.

11:08  

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