Department of the Blindingly Obvious
Some "researchers" in the UK recently conducted a survey of children's eating habits. They were shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to learn that kids prefer pizza and ice cream over spinach and leeks.
Their advice? Tell the kids to eat their spinach. To the tune of half a billion dollars in bureaucratic outlay.
British taxpayers should be shocked that their money is spent on such poorly "researched" initiatives--and start preparing the tar and feathers.
Their advice? Tell the kids to eat their spinach. To the tune of half a billion dollars in bureaucratic outlay.
British taxpayers should be shocked that their money is spent on such poorly "researched" initiatives--and start preparing the tar and feathers.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:56
2 Comments:
Somehow I doubt department of common sense is in the same building.
I'd like to conduct research into the effects of pointed sticks placed rapidly into the eyes of research has on their research progress.
I estimate a budget of at least $20 million...mainly spent on catching the fleeing researchers and the very sophisticated machine that holds them down and still while it does the eye poking bit.
A paltry sum to spend in the name of hard scientific enquiry.
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