Cheesy Ending

Some wacky Brits spent their Monday chasing cheese down a hill:

Teenager Chris Anderson, who won one of four cheese rolling races contested Monday, was taken to hospital on a stretcher, clutching his winning slab of cheese to his chest.

"The pain was worth it," Anderson said. "This cheese is going straight in a cupboard when I get home. It's definitely not for eating."

"It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese..."