Beaching the Walrus

Walruses are coming ashore in huge packs up in Alaska. Guess what's causing it. Oh, go on... guess:

“The walruses are telling us what the polar bears have told us and what many indigenous people have told us in the high Arctic, and that is that the Arctic environment is changing extremely rapidly and it is time for the rest of the world to take notice and also to take action to address the root causes of climate change.”

Well bully! It's our old pal Climate Change! We haven't seen him in... hours. I guess he tired of aggravating the volcano and decided to beach a walrus. (Hrm. Are those euphemisms for...? No. Never mind.)

This summer, the sea ice’s annual low point was the sixth smallest since satellite monitoring began in 1979.

Uh-huh. What about the record sea ice formation around Antarctica? WHAT ABOUT THE RECORD SEA ICE FORMATION AROUND ANTARCTICA?! Not one mention of that in the article. I guess it doesn't Fit The Narrative, huh? Would that be An Inconvenient Truth?


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