Apathy Curve: Most Ticketed Cars

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Wednesday, October 01, 2014

Most Ticketed Cars

This list is bizarre. Toyota hasn't made a Supra in over a decade -- and hasn't sold one in the United States since 1998 -- yet it's the fourth most ticketed car in the country. As a former Supra owner, I'm quite surprised any of them are still in operating condition, let alone fit for high-speed jaunts.

Mitsubishi 3000 GT? Hell, I didn't know those fat old dogs were even capable of exceeding the speed limit.

A Subaru Tribeca? That's a lower middle class Mom-mobile! Slow down, breeders. You're picking up your snotling at the day care, not racing in the Indy Five-Fucking-Hundred.

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