We is all gonna DIE!!!!!!1
Because all the north polar ice is melting and giant waves and thus more melting ice!
A slightly larger than "normal" amount of ice melted at the north pole this summer, ergo bigger waves because the ice packs aren't breaking up the wave patterns as completely. So you know what that means, right? Yup, GLOBAL WARMING. Which means we're all gonna drown from rising sea levels: cities underwater, bridges washed away, the infrastructure crippled, cats sleeping with dogs. Never mind that the actual rise in sea level is... well, zero. Zip. Nada. Perhaps because the melting ice in the Arctic is being replaced by unprecedented ice formation in the Antarctic. Say, maybe it has something to do with the cycles of that giant fusion reactor at the center of the solar system?
Naaaaah! Has to be man-made global warming!
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A slightly larger than "normal" amount of ice melted at the north pole this summer, ergo bigger waves because the ice packs aren't breaking up the wave patterns as completely. So you know what that means, right? Yup, GLOBAL WARMING. Which means we're all gonna drown from rising sea levels: cities underwater, bridges washed away, the infrastructure crippled, cats sleeping with dogs. Never mind that the actual rise in sea level is... well, zero. Zip. Nada. Perhaps because the melting ice in the Arctic is being replaced by unprecedented ice formation in the Antarctic. Say, maybe it has something to do with the cycles of that giant fusion reactor at the center of the solar system?
Naaaaah! Has to be man-made global warming!
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posted by Jar(egg)head at 16:20
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