Maui Wowwie
You know why I love ignorant tree-hugging hippies? Because they provide us with hilariously overwrought headlines such as this one:
That's RIGHT NOW, mind you. Not next month or tomorrow or even a few minutes after lunch, but RIGHT NOW. Miss Michael continues his self-righteous squalling:
The last 55 of them! Because the dedicated defenders of Gaia have scoured every cubic foot of ocean on the entire planet and the only place they've found them is in Maui. Absolutely no way could any of them be surviving anywhere else. Nope, can't possibly happen.
Even if these are the last 55 of this particular quirky sub-sub-species of dolphin... so what? Lefties and hippies have a monstrous mental dichotomy: they constantly thump on religion and espouse the untarnished truth of Darwinism, then in the next breath they preach about how we have to save such-and-such sub-sub-species and preserve it for posterity. One begins to suspect they don't actually understand science and logic, but rather live moment-to-moment, forever adrift on an ocean of emotional imbecility.
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The last 55 Maui dolphins face extinction unless something is done RIGHT NOW
That's RIGHT NOW, mind you. Not next month or tomorrow or even a few minutes after lunch, but RIGHT NOW. Miss Michael continues his self-righteous squalling:
The Maui dolphin is the world's rarest dolphin, and if we don't act now to save it, it will soon be wiped out form [sic] the face of the Earth. “We are down to the last 55 dolphins, so we are calling on our political leaders to let them know it’s time to take action to save these precious animals,” said New Zealand Executive Director Chris Howe. “At the rate we are going the only place future generations will be able to see Maui’s is in museums.”
The last 55 of them! Because the dedicated defenders of Gaia have scoured every cubic foot of ocean on the entire planet and the only place they've found them is in Maui. Absolutely no way could any of them be surviving anywhere else. Nope, can't possibly happen.
Even if these are the last 55 of this particular quirky sub-sub-species of dolphin... so what? Lefties and hippies have a monstrous mental dichotomy: they constantly thump on religion and espouse the untarnished truth of Darwinism, then in the next breath they preach about how we have to save such-and-such sub-sub-species and preserve it for posterity. One begins to suspect they don't actually understand science and logic, but rather live moment-to-moment, forever adrift on an ocean of emotional imbecility.
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