Apathy Curve: Blew It

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Blew It

Quickie, no kids:

A woman was arrested shortly after midnight Friday morning after deputies say she left her two children, ages 7 and 5, in an SUV parked at a Lake Charles store as she performed a sex act with her boyfriend in a nearby vehicle.

The deputies found the SUV and located the mother, identified as Princess Marks, 25, of Lake Charles. She admitted to leaving the children in the SUV while she performed oral sex on her boyfriend in his vehicle. Marks said she was unable to see the children and her SUV from her boyfriend's vehicle.

Well of course she couldn't see them! Her head was... um... down. You know, below the window.

The lesson here should be obvious: Don't name your kid Princess.

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