Sex Doll Chicken Protest Seizure

Bet you didn't think those words could be used in a coherent sentence, did you? Well, read this and all will become clear as mud:

Customs officials in the Philippines have seized inflatable sex dolls meant to be used for an international campaign against animal cruelty, an animal rights group said.

The dolls were to have gone on a tour of red light districts in the Philippines, Thailand and Japan where they would be displayed with a banner reading "KFC Blows", PETA said.

Uh... okay.

Citing its own "undercover operations", PETA said suppliers for KFC often abused chickens, including allegedly scalding them to death and cutting off their beaks while they are still conscious.

They're chickens. You eat them. I don't think it much matters how they're killed, since they're going to be eaten. And anyway, chickens are nasty, mean, noisy, and annoying -- much like PETA members, only chickens taste good when fried.