Vangplotz High-Digenation Wide-Scringe Framulator
Looks like somebody had fun assembling toys this Christmas:
Frozen Badger is probably not your ideal vacation spot, but it's bound to be better than Frozen Beaver.
UPDATE: I have noticed an astonishing number of hits to this post, all linked from various search engines. Amazingly, many of the search strings include such gems as "what is vangplotz", "definition of digenation" and "purchase framulator." HELLLLLOOOOOOO TARD-BOYS!!!! IT'S NOT REAL. IT'S MADE UP. FAKE. UNREAL. NOT EXISTING. PRETEND.
It seems as though every time I've just about managed to work myself back into the belief that people really aren't all that stupid after all, something like this happens and Mr. Iconoclast de Misanthrope comes roaring back.
I'll just be over here counting my gold coins. Go away.
IMPORTANT: Begin by lifting out the plune-wrapped section marked "Lithinode Distrillitor" and refer to the blue-colored picrochit-regulator intensity chart on the side. If the chart has the fuchsia-colored code BRZ3434, your unit requires an AC4(x2z3) power influrger. Extract the influrger pack from the distrillitor's surge-protection splange and check the code. If you have an AC5(x3z4) influrger instead of an AC4(x2z3) model, or if the intensity chart is colored burnt orange instead of blue, then call your local Vangplotz "Speedy Geek"™ home service provider at 1-800-UONHOLD. (WARNING: If the intensity chart is colored silver with pink stripes, then your distrillitor must be activated in person by a Vangplotz lithinode technician within 48 to 72 hours. Vangplotz service centers are conveniently located in the Yellow Dog, Ala., industrial campus and the six-story Grendel Mall-City in Frozen Badger, N.D.)
Frozen Badger is probably not your ideal vacation spot, but it's bound to be better than Frozen Beaver.
UPDATE: I have noticed an astonishing number of hits to this post, all linked from various search engines. Amazingly, many of the search strings include such gems as "what is vangplotz", "definition of digenation" and "purchase framulator." HELLLLLOOOOOOO TARD-BOYS!!!! IT'S NOT REAL. IT'S MADE UP. FAKE. UNREAL. NOT EXISTING. PRETEND.
It seems as though every time I've just about managed to work myself back into the belief that people really aren't all that stupid after all, something like this happens and Mr. Iconoclast de Misanthrope comes roaring back.
I'll just be over here counting my gold coins. Go away.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:14
1 Comments:
I didn't get the AC4 or AC5 influrger-I got the old DC3 model that is really their old crome reversed throzzlerod! I pissed. Oh yea, Never been to Frozen Badger or Frozen Beaver, but Badger Beaver is the BEST!
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