Hollywood is Whoring Your Childhood
I was initially kind of excited about the prospect of a Speed Racer movie; after all, they built a really cool version of the Mach V. Then I saw the trailer.
Thank you Hollywood, for taking a big runny dump on my childhood memories. Stupid bastards.
But wait, there's more! Yes, it's a Land of the Lost movie. With Will Ferrell as Rick Marshall.
And that's not all! You also get this fabulous A-Team movie!
Call 1-800-CHEAP-HO right now and get discounted tickets to all three crap-tastic films! The first 500 callers will receive a complimentary collector's edition box with a real dog turd inside! Don't wait! Call right now!
Thank you Hollywood, for taking a big runny dump on my childhood memories. Stupid bastards.
But wait, there's more! Yes, it's a Land of the Lost movie. With Will Ferrell as Rick Marshall.
And that's not all! You also get this fabulous A-Team movie!
Call 1-800-CHEAP-HO right now and get discounted tickets to all three crap-tastic films! The first 500 callers will receive a complimentary collector's edition box with a real dog turd inside! Don't wait! Call right now!
posted by Jar(egg)head at 11:17
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