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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Fresh Meat

Please welcome the newest member of the Apathy Curve team: davis14633.

That, of course, is merely his Secret Squirrel Superspy sobriquet. Only myself and a few privileged members of the Intergalactic League of Sarcastic Subheroes know his true identity.

A fellow Marine, he is also a former enforcer of The Law, and will bring a unique perspective to the blog. So remember to be polite in your criticisms, or he may just take it into his head to tase your hippie ass.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 10:31

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't Tase me bro!!!!

05:34  
Blogger davis14633 said...

I have always prefered pepper spray. It is so much more fun and the effects last at least an hour. I have seen a 6'5 320 lb man crying "I give up, just don't spray me!" With a Taser, the "perp" is ok 5 minutes after use. Plus pepper spray will re-activate the second they take a shower, double whammy. It rocks

07:10  

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