Gigantomongous Ganja
Fattie crops:
It's, uh... camouflage, sir. Yeah! That's it!
Would you like some Cheetos, sir?
Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet high marijuana plants.
General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defence staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.
It's, uh... camouflage, sir. Yeah! That's it!
Would you like some Cheetos, sir?
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"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.
That's military intelligence for you. Everyone knows that the best effects come from burning small quantities wrapped in paper. Of course, that discovery is probably the reason why the plants are nigh impenetrable...
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