Apathy Curve: Wettrunks

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Thursday, October 12, 2006

Wettrunks

Political grandstanding in Brownsville:

In Brownsville, [Congressional candidate Raj Peter Bhakta] witnessed half a dozen men swim under one of the international bridges "with complete immunity" which in turn prompted him to take the immigration issue to the next level. Bhakta decided to see if he could get an elephant accompanied by a six-piece mariachi band across the river.

"If I can get an elephant led by a mariachi band into this country, I think Osama bin Laden could get across with all the weapons of mass destruction he could get into this country..."

I believe the pertinent issue here is whether an elephant can mow lawns for...well, peanuts.

Mariachi bands, on the other hand, certainly qualify as weapons of mass irritation.

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(Trunk-wave to Wizard)

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