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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Blow Me



She looks happy, doesn't she? You can almost hear her thoughts: "Wanker. Somebody is soooo not getting laid tonight!"

From the company's website:

Party Entertainment: Measure everyone's alcohol levels at bars and parties!

Yeah, you're sure to be the life of the party with one o' these babies in your pocket!

And while I can think of one thing that would get you kicked--literally--out of a bar faster than breathalyzing all the patrons, it involves a donkey and petroleum products. (Provided the bar in question isn't somewhere along the Pacific Rim, of course; that sort of thing is actually encouraged in several locales.)

posted by Jar(egg)head at 13:43

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who needs a breathalyzer to measure how intoxicated one is? I have always found a trail of vomit, mysterious urine stains on the carpet and a used condom hanging from the car gas tank to be an effective gauge to my level of alcholic regret. Breathalyzers are for amateurs.

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