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So here's the Great Big Mystery Question of the Day, posed to us by the spiralling-towards-irrelevance news organization cowering behind what's left of the BBC's good name:
Ooohooohoooh! Mistah Kotter, Mistah Kotter! I know!
It's because the Roman Catholic Church is the skanky, decrepit streetwalker among the Christian sub-religions. They'd have agreed to marry Kidman off to a Boston terrier if it would let them get their gold-plated hooks into her bank account.
The only thing that'll get the Catholic hierarchy breathing heavy as quickly as a rich celebrity's conversion are tickets to a boys gymnastics competition.
UPDATE: Someone just mailed me this anonymously:
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her in boy's clothing.
How did Nicole Kidman, one-time spouse of Tom Cruise, get re-married in a Catholic church if she didn't have an annulment?
Ooohooohoooh! Mistah Kotter, Mistah Kotter! I know!
It's because the Roman Catholic Church is the skanky, decrepit streetwalker among the Christian sub-religions. They'd have agreed to marry Kidman off to a Boston terrier if it would let them get their gold-plated hooks into her bank account.
The only thing that'll get the Catholic hierarchy breathing heavy as quickly as a rich celebrity's conversion are tickets to a boys gymnastics competition.
UPDATE: Someone just mailed me this anonymously:
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her in boy's clothing.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 13:42
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