Backdoor Lighting

Illuminating:

[A] prison inmate in Pakistan says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

Don't know 'bout you, but I'm pretty certain I'd wake up if someone were filling my exit door with a light bulb.

Just sayin'...