Gimme a Break
The American Medical Association, in a perfectly characteristic flash of obtusity, is warning college girls that they shouldn't consume mass quantities of alcohol or have red-hot, hair-pulling monkey sex during spring break. Apparently, it's not the healthiest thing in the world.
I think this young lady sums up the collective response of collegiate America pretty well:
Direct and honest. Good qualities in a young person, which will no doubt serve her well in the corporate world. Let's just hope she isn't an English major.
I think this young lady sums up the collective response of collegiate America pretty well:
"I think a lot of students wouldn't really pay that much attention to it," 21-year old Kathleen Fitzgerald said. "They would just be like, `Duh, that's why we do it.'"
Direct and honest. Good qualities in a young person, which will no doubt serve her well in the corporate world. Let's just hope she isn't an English major.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:30
2 Comments:
Would this not also increase Kenny Rogers chances?
I blogged the same topic. The AMA is a complete farce for offering up this report like the public well-being depends on this information. It never fails to put a smirk on my face when one of these college geniuses drinks too much or ingests a copious amount of narcotics and tries to fly from a 10-story balcony.
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