Beam 'Em Up!
As the Cow War rages on, we have a new weapon against the despotic dogies: alien mercenaries.
That's right, you lily-livered livestock; we've got the little grey guys beaming your butts onto spaceships. And you don't even want to know what they'll do to you. Let's just say you'll be begging for the slaughterhouse before they're done with you...
Not quite so much the hard-nosed herd now, are you?
(Hat-tip to Pete K.)
That's right, you lily-livered livestock; we've got the little grey guys beaming your butts onto spaceships. And you don't even want to know what they'll do to you. Let's just say you'll be begging for the slaughterhouse before they're done with you...
Not quite so much the hard-nosed herd now, are you?
(Hat-tip to Pete K.)
Labels: Cow Wars
posted by Jar(egg)head at 14:39
2 Comments:
I would also wager that the grays were the ones who started the "Beef, it's what’s for dinner" campaign!
Wendy's first brought this to mainstream attention with their, "Where's the beef?" campaign. Of course, everyone knows that Dave Thomas is really an alien in a specially designed lovable human custume...
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