Apathy Curve: Bovine Bathymetry

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Monday, January 23, 2006

Bovine Bathymetry

Cow dip:

With temperatures approaching 40C, the cow got over a fence and went straight to the pool of the home in Taubate.

The owner of the house told SPTV: "I heard a noise and came to check what was going on when I saw the most absurd thing in the world, a cow in the swimming pool!"

The woman called the fire fighters to help get the animal out of the pool.

Fools! Clueless fools! Why did you release it?! It is blindingly obvious this was an amphibious training operation for the benefit of our implacable enemy. We'll never win this war with idiots like these on the front lines.

Udderly infuriating.

Labels: Cow Wars

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