This never happens to me……..I would love to shoot some lozer in a ninja mask. I’ve already prept my house with all tile floors. During the last hurricane I got my hands on a Desert Eagle w/ Hollow points, and I didn’t see one lousy looter :(
FYI real men shoot with a glass of Bourbon in their off hand.
How true! I do not know what happen to Jar(egg)head, I did my best, giving him all the free Jim Beam he wanted in Okinawa. Somehow after he left 1st Bn 3rd Marines he became weak on us!
Actually, you hooked me on bourbon (after I got over the six month hangover). But I tend to use bourbon for mixing, and scotch for my straight drink. I'll do straight bourbon occasionally, but too much gives me 20-year flashbacks to a cube littered with empty fifths. And I can't just walk out the gate to get the half-pound of all-curing yakisoba anymore, either.
Besides, scotch is the drink of the refined man. Can I help it if you barbarians don't know good whisky when you taste it? Uncultured heathens, I say! =oP
You drive a Renault compact don’t ya? Please do not tell me you mix Bourbon with Coke. That is an unforgivable sin. Kenny’s rule #372 “ It’s acceptable to cut Bourbon with water and water only.” Trust me, women want me and men want to be like me.
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This never happens to me……..I would love to shoot some lozer in a ninja mask. I’ve already prept my house with all tile floors. During the last hurricane I got my hands on a Desert Eagle w/ Hollow points, and I didn’t see one lousy looter :(
FYI real men shoot with a glass of Bourbon in their off hand.
How true! I do not know what happen to Jar(egg)head, I did my best, giving him all the free Jim Beam he wanted in Okinawa. Somehow after he left 1st Bn 3rd Marines he became weak on us!
Actually, you hooked me on bourbon (after I got over the six month hangover). But I tend to use bourbon for mixing, and scotch for my straight drink. I'll do straight bourbon occasionally, but too much gives me 20-year flashbacks to a cube littered with empty fifths. And I can't just walk out the gate to get the half-pound of all-curing yakisoba anymore, either.
Besides, scotch is the drink of the refined man. Can I help it if you barbarians don't know good whisky when you taste it? Uncultured heathens, I say! =oP
You drive a Renault compact don’t ya? Please do not tell me you mix Bourbon with Coke. That is an unforgivable sin. Kenny’s rule #372 “ It’s acceptable to cut Bourbon with water and water only.”
Trust me, women want me and men want to be like me.
I won't mix Maker's with soda; that's obscene. I must agree with you there. But the cheap stuff like Evan Williams? Definitely a soda mixer.
By the way, what are Kenny's rules number one through number 371? I expect an e-mail with a comprehensive, annotated list by Friday noon. =oP
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