Rent-A-Nut
The waste of protoplasm who runs PETA is putting her sorry ass up for auction. You can own her "services" for a day. Some of the things she suggests you can do with her time:
Excuse me while I toss my breakfast.
Fortunately, the guys at the Register have a better set of ideas about how to spend her day. Among them:
Bravo! Couldn't have said it better myself. And be sure to take her to lunch at an expensive restaurant, and order her a nice cut of veal.
help you veganize your corporate cafeteria or cook your family’s dinner, bring your wardrobe into the 21st century by going with you on a compassionate shopping spree, or cap your chimney to keep wildlife out of your fireplace this winter
Excuse me while I toss my breakfast.
Fortunately, the guys at the Register have a better set of ideas about how to spend her day. Among them:
mucking out rat cages at Huntingdon Life Sciences; acting as deckhand on a Japanese whaling ship; blowing up a terrier by attaching a firework to its tail; fighting a bull at the Plaza de Toros in Madrid; throwing a blindfolded donkey from a church tower
Bravo! Couldn't have said it better myself. And be sure to take her to lunch at an expensive restaurant, and order her a nice cut of veal.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:46
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I heard this trash bitch in an interview actually confess that she believes that partial birth abortion is OK. Amazing concept, considering the thesis of her original argument was: "Poultry should have rights too." Single bullet to the head!!! The Russians were right about that!
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