Apathy Curve: Head Moron In Charge

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Friday, February 25, 2005

Head Moron In Charge

The idiocy meter at Scottsdale Unified School District in Arizona has pinned out:

Got a problem with your school principal? Take it up with the 10-word "executive director for elementary schools and excelling teaching and learning," formerly known as the assistant superintendent of elementary schools.

But wait! It gets better:

As for Levine, Scottsdale's Director of First Impressions, [receptionist] she loves her new title.

"I think it's classy," she recently said while answering the telephone and directing a visitor to the right office. "It sounds so important. Everyone wants to be important."

Mr. Sulu, please lock targeting computers on Scottsdale and prepare for phaser barrage.

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