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The epitome of a First World Problem: sleep-texting teens:

As Elizabeth Dowdell, a nursing professor at Pennsylvania's Villanova University, told CBS Philadelphia: "The phone will beep, they'll answer the text. They'll either respond in words or gibberish."

So far, then, it's no different from when they're awake.

However, the professor warned portentously that these texts "can even be inappropriate."

So far, then, it still no different from when they're awake. Though one imagines that it's slightly harder to sext when you're not exactly conscious. Or perhaps not.

Not too surprising, since there's very little intellectual differentiation between a teenager's waking mind and the sleeping version.