Nekkid!

Which came first? The egg or the PETA moron:

Animal welfare extremists want to ban the display of naked chickens in supermarkets. They also protest against pictures of raw chickens in ads.

The American founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, president Ingrid Newkirk, criticised a newspaper for running a picture of a raw chicken. Other supporters expressed disgust at the sight of plucked chickens in supermarkets.

A PETA spokesman said the organisation wants everyone to go vegan. "We don't want to see any chickens on display, but instead want them to live natural, happy lives with their families."

I see PETA are continuing their tradition of allowing only the very dumbest individuals to speak for them. I used to date a chick (see that? That was funny right there...) whose sister was a member of PETA. To say that this girl was stupid would be understating the case dramatically. I've met smarter chickens.