Invisibleness, eh hosers!
Secret Camo Can Make American Soldiers Truly Invisible & the Photos Will Blow Your Mind! A Canadian defense research firm claims they've developed an "invisibility fabric":
The claim only violates a couple laws of physics and several rules of Photoshopping. One wonders why it doesn't seem to repeat shadows, for instance. I guess it's selectively cherry-picking photons and rearranging them, huh? You're gonna have to do better than that to get a gubmint grant, folks.
This, however, is pretty scary...
Ye gods! An invisible army of Canadians?! We're doomed! They'll be sneaking into our garages and replacing our good American beer with Molson and Moosehead! Seal the border!
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Hat-tip to Shark
The claim only violates a couple laws of physics and several rules of Photoshopping. One wonders why it doesn't seem to repeat shadows, for instance. I guess it's selectively cherry-picking photons and rearranging them, huh? You're gonna have to do better than that to get a gubmint grant, folks.
This, however, is pretty scary...
“As news spreads of an invisible Canadian army which can move without detection, the psychological effect on the enemy is devastating, they never know when or even if this invisible army has them targeted or surrounded. How can you hit a target you cannot see, how do you defend from the invisible?”
Ye gods! An invisible army of Canadians?! We're doomed! They'll be sneaking into our garages and replacing our good American beer with Molson and Moosehead! Seal the border!
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Hat-tip to Shark
posted by Jar(egg)head at 16:50
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Moosehead isn't Canadian. Canadian's don't drink it, Americans do. (Or, at least none of the Canadians I know drink it, which is quite a few, though it's been a year or two since I've been pub-crawling in Ottawa.)
It's all part of their feared secret invasion.
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