Apathy Curve: Talented?

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Thursday, September 06, 2012

Talented?

Yes. Yes she is...

Jeris Herrera, 33, saw an unknown object in the road while headed west on 4500 South and swerved to avoid it...

When she realized she was headed into oncoming traffic, she swerved even further off the road.

"She went through three different yards, fences, bushes, mailboxes, garbage cans, and finally came to rest on the guy wire of a power pole," [police] said.

Impressive. But she missed the cat, so we'll have to deduct a half point.

Herrera was cited for investigation of careless driving due to committing three or more traffic violations in succession.

"And then I was like, whoa! This is like totally not my driveway. So then I like, put the phone down..."

1 Comments:

curmudgeon said...: What I like is people bringing out lawn chairs to sit and observe the spectacle.; 17:18