Car Swallower

Into the sinkhole:

A car swallowed by an east Ottawa sinkhole is now shifting inside a storm sewer Tuesday night, likely affecting Wednesday morning's commute.

"I see ahead on the road this black patch that actually looked like fresh pavement... as I approached I thought 'Well I don’t know if they’re building anything here,'" said Juan Pedro Unger.

"I hear 'Bam! Bam! Bam!' like big loud noises and shaking, my immediate thought was ‘Oh my God, I hope I’m not getting killed and crushed here.’"

Really? Mine would have been something more like:


"F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......."

Perhaps "last thoughts" in Spanish just don't translate very well.