Fire in the Hole
A painter set fire to the USS Miami while she was in dry dock:
And why, pray tell, was this mental nutsack allowed anywhere near a nuclear submarine? Surely it can't be that difficult to find and hire an emotionally stable painter. Chimpanzees can be taught to use a paint brush, after all.
"The reason he set the fire was in order to get out of work," NCIS special agent Jeremy Gauthier said. He added that [the suspect] told investigators he was taking a variety of medications for anxiety, depression, allergies and insomnia...
And why, pray tell, was this mental nutsack allowed anywhere near a nuclear submarine? Surely it can't be that difficult to find and hire an emotionally stable painter. Chimpanzees can be taught to use a paint brush, after all.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:24
1 Comments:
Case in point, one of my many careers was as a painter. I like to think I was pretty good at it, but I didn't like working for peanuts.
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