Apathy Curve: Up Yours!

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Monday, July 23, 2012

Up Yours!

Dear Visitor: Please refrain from anal impalement while on the childrens' rides.

A 31-year-old father of two is in hospital struggling against blood poisoning after a freak accident at a Swedish theme park on Sunday where a tow hitch on a children’s ride penetrated his rectum.

Rectum? Damn nea-- ah, hell... you already heard that in your head, didn't you?

The Instrument

The man’s jeans ripped and as the hook penetrated the man’s rectum, it injured him internally in the direction of his urethra.

“It was terribly painful,” said the man...

No kidding?

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