Goatman

Goatin' it up:

A man dressed like a goat, crawling on his hands and knees among a herd of real, wild goats has been spotted by multiple people in Utah this week.

Officials say that “goat man,” as he’s come to be known in the press, isn’t breaking any laws – but they do worry that his life could be in danger.

“[The real goats] may get agitated. They're territorial. They are, after all, wild animals," Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources told the Associated Press.

Indeed. They are also, on average, brighter than the typical government employee. And less annoying.

The man was later identified as a hunter testing out a goat suit for an archery hunt. You gotta really, really want to kill a goat...

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Hat-tip to Jeff W.