Stupid Girl

I like living in Texas. There are many reasons for it, but one of them is the fact that there are consequences if someone cannot or will not behave in a civilized fashion while out in public. A girl was recently kicked out of the Alamo Drafthouse theater in Austin for violating that establishment's policy concerning cellphone use (including texting) during the movie. She was either drunk or stupid at the time of the complaint call -- and unless I miss my guess, at the time of the ejection.

Alamo released a recording of the call, and it has made them quite popular among people with functional brains. Since I'm certain Miss Potty Mouth ain't bright enough to understand, I'll spell it out for her: that's called "irony," cupcake.

As you watch the video and are chuckling at this idiot girl, remember that her vote counts the same as yours. People like her are one of the main reasons we're currently stuck with a muppet in the Oval Office.