Apathy Curve: Face(palm)book

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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Face(palm)book

Continuing our loser theme, some gang-banger in Utah posted on Facebook while in a standoff with the police.

Here's the loser, (nice hat, buddy):

And here's a sample of the written drool:

Valdez remained hospitalized in critical but stable condition Wednesday morning but was expected to survive

How unfortunate. Well, can't win 'em all. On the bright side, we'll never run out of material here at Apathy Curve. Stick around; there's no shortage of losers out there to ridicule. In fact, creating more losers is what humanity is best at. We just can't seem to purge them fast enough to stay ahead of the curve. You're starting to see what I mean when I say that global thermonuclear war isn't necessarily a bad idea, aren't you?

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