Apathy Curve: Hit'n'Run Hussy

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Friday, June 24, 2011

Hit'n'Run Hussy

Meet Brittany Gonzalez, our Apathy Curve Douchebag of the Week:

After hitting an eleven-year-old boy riding his bike, she allegedly stopped -- but only to pick up her hubcap.

Witnesses who spoke to Fox31 say the boy was bleeding and wailing in the street near the intersection of Irving Street and Dakota Avenue on June 18 when Gonzales pulled over in her 1998 Toyota. But her focus wasn't on his apparent injuries. At first, she allegedly freaked out about her cell phone. Then she grabbed a hubcap that had come off at impact and took off again, leaving tire tracks and skid marks on the pavement and nearby lawns.

A neighbor chased her down and directed the cops to her.

Stupid, selfish, and fugly. A toxic waste dump has more redeeming qualities. Sterilize it and throw it overboard.

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