Moooove over we're back
Just when you thought it was safe to go out to the pasture....
That’s right only here at Apathy Curve are we covering this Cow War. So stay tuned moooore to come.
A rural Urbana woman died after a cow attacked her while she was feeding her animals, leaving people baffled.And just to show that the cows have successfully dodged the eye of both main stream academia and main stream media, here is a quote from a noted local academic and cow expert:
“It’s pretty unusual for a cow to become aggressive,” said Terry Engelken, an associate professor at Iowa State University’s College of Veterinary Medicine. “We have a few instances of (cow attacks) across the country every year — but it’s uncommon.
That’s right only here at Apathy Curve are we covering this Cow War. So stay tuned moooore to come.
Labels: Cow Wars
posted by Fundy at 11:41
1 Comments:
Indeed, the lack of coverage by the mainstream media clearly demonstrates the success of the propaganda apparatus deployed by Cow High Command. Fortunately our crack team of reporters here at AC are aware of the threat and are keeping the bovine belligerents under close scrutiny.
You'll never get away with it, cows; we're onto you! As soon as our laser-equipped sharks are out of prototyping phase, there'll be a reckoning!
Post a Comment
<< Home