Un'sploded

It's all in the name:

Guy Swindell Fowlkes, 33, of Orlando, was working at the [fireworks] tent at Colonial Drive and Maguire Road but had made arrangements to work at another tent location, according to an arrest affidavit filed in the case. When his girlfriend asked about keys to a storage unit, Fowlkes said he did not have the keys and began an argument with her.

Fowlkes struck his girlfriend, who is pregnant, in the left side of her face, according to the report. He then went into the tent and began to light up fireworks, directing some of them at other employees. He also lit the fuse of two firecrackers and placed them inside the gas tank of an employee's car.

Of course, all regular AC readers are intelligent and well-educated, (not to mention attractive and suave), and therefore understood the funny bit of the story without any exposition on my part. But for any confused knuckle-draggers who might happen by, you should have paid closer attention in history class.