Apathy Curve: Poop Scoop Scandal

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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Poop Scoop Scandal

Doggie DNA testing:

Plagued with pets that do business in all the wrong places, dog owners in the Village of Abacoa, a condominium association of 458 units, must pay a $200 fee starting Aug. 1. The money will pay DNA Pet World Registry to take the dog's genetic fingerprint and keep the information on file.

Doggie droppings found in condo common areas will be collected and mailed in a plastic tube to the Knoxville, Tenn.-based company. If the poop matches the pooch, the owners can be fined up to $1,000.

Ridiculous? Yeah, but being that it's a condo in Palm Beach, I strongly suspect most of the residents are retired Yankee assholes, (clarification: they retired from working; they're still Yankees and still assholes).

Screw them.

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