Charity begins at the crackhouse
Our resident liberal hippie chick from Detroit decided we needed a company charity list for Xmas. While not necessarily a bad idea, the results are instructive.
The first names of the children are funny (or sad, depending upon your viewpoint) but unfortunately pretty typical within the demographic represented by the list. But take a look at the toy wish list for the 14 month old baby at the bottom.
This is what happens when bleeding-heart liberals are allowed out of their mind cages. No matter how good their intentions, they will eventually attempt to form a coherent thought -- upon which action a tsunami of mind-numbing idiocy ensues. If exposed to such a chaos storm for too long a time period, even normally rational employees will begin to froth at the mouth and start using words such as "fair", "equality", and "differently-abled" in their daily communications. This, of course, is not acceptable behavior.
Accordingly, the recently abandoned policy of daily beatings will shortly be re-instituted.
Signed,
An Evil Mean Nasty Selfish Heartless Capitalistic Republican White Male Pig
P.S. - I bought one of the kids a ball, so scratch that Selfish part. I'll keep the rest, thanks.
The first names of the children are funny (or sad, depending upon your viewpoint) but unfortunately pretty typical within the demographic represented by the list. But take a look at the toy wish list for the 14 month old baby at the bottom.
This is what happens when bleeding-heart liberals are allowed out of their mind cages. No matter how good their intentions, they will eventually attempt to form a coherent thought -- upon which action a tsunami of mind-numbing idiocy ensues. If exposed to such a chaos storm for too long a time period, even normally rational employees will begin to froth at the mouth and start using words such as "fair", "equality", and "differently-abled" in their daily communications. This, of course, is not acceptable behavior.
Accordingly, the recently abandoned policy of daily beatings will shortly be re-instituted.
Signed,
An Evil Mean Nasty Selfish Heartless Capitalistic Republican White Male Pig
P.S. - I bought one of the kids a ball, so scratch that Selfish part. I'll keep the rest, thanks.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 15:38
3 Comments:
Save your money I can send you a football. That way you can also state that you recycle without being selfish!
My wife hates it, but I always buy and put in the book "Totally awsome business book for kids" (available at Amazon) and sometimes some of the others listed as also bought. For the older ones, I go with a book written by Mr. Adam Smith called "Wealth of Nations", or P.J. O'Rouke's "Eat the Rich" which has the best line about economics in the world (paraphrase) "a thing is worth what it is worth. Overtax it or price it too high and a black market will spring up to sell it cheaper"
I feel if that maybe if SOME of it sinks in they might realize that money can be earned and a better life had by working, and that it doesn't come from some magical far off land, created from out of nowhere, but that someone had to earn that money so that Mordor on the Patomac can take it and give it to them.
I think the thing that bothers me the most, is the sense of that the money they get for doing nothing is owed to them and that there is no shame anymore in living off of someone else's hard work. We are all becoming grasshoppers, and there are fewer and fewer ants to support the grasshoppers in this world.
Yeah, but they are big, fat, greedy ants, and they won't notice the difference. Stick it to 'em, Taxman! We don't want to have to support ourselves!
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