Blockhead Friday
A few of the reasons you can't drag me out of the house with a bulldozer on Black Fridays...
Some asshole and his 12-year old spawn beat up an 84-year old man in the parking lot at Target.
A raging bitch cut into a long line at Toys R Us, then threatened to pop caps on 'em when people complained.
On the bright side, some not-so-bright wannabe thugster got tossed into the can for having his pants around his ankles at a Wal-Mart. Not that it made him particularly stand out at a Wal-Mart, of course.
All in all, I'm glad I stayed home -- as always.
Some asshole and his 12-year old spawn beat up an 84-year old man in the parking lot at Target.
A raging bitch cut into a long line at Toys R Us, then threatened to pop caps on 'em when people complained.
On the bright side, some not-so-bright wannabe thugster got tossed into the can for having his pants around his ankles at a Wal-Mart. Not that it made him particularly stand out at a Wal-Mart, of course.
All in all, I'm glad I stayed home -- as always.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:32
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A Marine at WalMart soliciting toys for the Toys for Tots drive was stabbed by a shoplifter attempting to escape. The Jarhead and crew attempted to apprehend suspect when the brawl ensued. Perp is now in jail awaiting trial. Marine suffered little more than a scratch.
So, Black Friday is a joke in Augusta GA as much as Houston TX.
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