The Players on the Eve of Destruction
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate hurricanes?
Stainless steel cooler for sale. Cheap.
(With apologies to Iain M. Banks for the blatant title theft.)
Stainless steel cooler for sale. Cheap.
(With apologies to Iain M. Banks for the blatant title theft.)
posted by Jar(egg)head at 14:22
7 Comments:
Ouch! Too bad about the deck and the bedroom. Did it just barely miss your grill? Can't tell from the pic.
Oh no... it got the grill too. Knocked off the burner and warped the frame. In fact, it managed to hit EVERYTHING on the deck with at least one moderately humongous limb: the smoker, the teak table, the chair... even managed to toss a grenade at an innocent sandstone coaster that was minding its own business over in the corner. It 'sploded.
Stupid tree.
I hate trees. And hippies. Especially tree hippies.
Ungrateful Jarhead, I have them turn the power on as you requested and all you can do is complain? It would appear to me that you made out, think firewood!
Not The beer cooler! Damn Communists!
You got a $2,000 FEMA Debit card, Think upgrades!
-jw
Yeah, I'm pretty much sold on the idea that trees are evil creations and should be wiped from the land. So I'm Churt Elfkind of the plains elves. Go figure. But seriously trees are a hazard to houses. You would do well to never plant any near your house. And before you say anything, look at the pictures again. And I don't want to hear any crap about houses being built out of trees. That can be remedied as well.
All that aside, if you need help repairing things let me know. I'll even bring some beer if I can find any. Same goes for Builder.
I have to agree on the hating trees thing. Especially pine trees. had a 100 foot pine fall in our backyard and took out the rear corner of the house. This is the corner where the master bedroom that I was sleeping in at the time was located.
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