DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! DUMB!
The new Large Hadron Collider goes online this week, and the scientists are getting death threats from the nose-pickin' crowd:
Probably the same group of people who think the Republicans have a hurricane steering device...
(Dammit, Churt! Stop tinkering with the Weathermaster! You're gonna make that hurricane miss New Orleans.)
Frank Wilczek, of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, has received death threats, said Prof Brian Cox of Manchester University to The Telegraph, saying in as frank a manner as possible: "Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a twat."
The head of PR James Gillies, the public's contact for info on the £4.5 billion machine, apparently is inundated with people fearing for their lives.
Probably the same group of people who think the Republicans have a hurricane steering device...
(Dammit, Churt! Stop tinkering with the Weathermaster! You're gonna make that hurricane miss New Orleans.)
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