"Did I ever tell you about the time..."

Gator bait:

An Australian man has told how he spent a week up a tree in a crocodile-infested swamp and lived to tell the tale.

"Every night I was stalked by two crocs who would sit at the bottom of the tree staring up at me," Mr George told local paper The Courier-Mail.

"I'd yell out at them, 'I'm not falling out of this tree for you bastards'."

"I couldn't go back, it was too far and too dangerous, so I headed to the nearest high ground and stayed there, hoping someone would come and find me before the crocs did..."

Hrm... I've heard this somewhere before...

Oh, yes! Now I remember: