Darwin Loves...
...cheetahs:
One Darwin burger, (made from genuine ground Chuck), comin' right up! You want a bag of Cheetos with that?
Well, it's certainly not safe for idiots, anyway.
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(Hat-tip to Shark)
An animal lover was mauled to death by cheetahs after entering their cage at a zoo in northern Belgium, authorities and zoo officials said Monday.
Authorities believe Aerts, a regular visitor to the zoo, hid in the park late Sunday until it closed and managed to find the keys to the cheetah cage.
One of the cats that killed Aerts was named Bongo, whom the woman had adopted under a special program. She paid for Bongo's food, Libot said.
One Darwin burger, (made from genuine ground Chuck), comin' right up! You want a bag of Cheetos with that?
Animal rights group GAIA called for the immediate closure of the zoo, located 55 miles northeast of Brussels, saying it was unsafe for both visitors and the cats.
Well, it's certainly not safe for idiots, anyway.
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posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:59
1 Comments:
Blink blink. Not safe for visitor or cat??!? That's like closing all the roads in Houston because someone did something stupid while driving. I think the animal rights group needs to be shut down. They appear stupid enough to pull the same thing. And get a restraining order to keep them away from the zoo.
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