No Kissing!
Fresh from the Hopeless Causes department, police in Bangkok are trying to enforce hyper-morality this Valentine's Day:
I'd say they were a little late closing the barn door, but that's not exactly true. That horse bolted about 40 years ago, promptly ran over a cliff, and vultures have picked its bones clean. The barn door -- along with the entire barn -- has been torn down and replaced by a gold-plated brothel with flashing neon signs.
They might want to start with something a little easier to enforce than chastity in Bangkok. Perhaps a ban on snow at the North Pole.
"If we find teenagers below 18 engaged in inappropriate behavior like kissing, we will give them warnings and report to their parents so they can pick them up."
I'd say they were a little late closing the barn door, but that's not exactly true. That horse bolted about 40 years ago, promptly ran over a cliff, and vultures have picked its bones clean. The barn door -- along with the entire barn -- has been torn down and replaced by a gold-plated brothel with flashing neon signs.
They might want to start with something a little easier to enforce than chastity in Bangkok. Perhaps a ban on snow at the North Pole.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 07:18
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